Just Breathe.

Inhale. Exhale.

I take advantage of my breathing exercise on my way to work. It keeps me calm and focused. I'm trying hard to stay away from cigarettes and on binging as a way of detaching myself to it. I do not want to gain weight over the holidays, well not just yet. That's why I breathe a lot.

Don't get me wrong. We do breathe, how else are we going to survive without air? I just take that extra step to get more oxygen into my system. As soon as I wake up, I do the dragon breathing that my beau taught me. It kinda keeps me perky and happy. If I happen to miss breakfast and find myself lounging in our office park with a cup of hot coffee, breathing takes my mind away from smoking. Though I must say, coffee and cigarettes are my favorite morning breakfast, well it used to be.

I'm on a quest to keep myself healthy now. It's sounds so funny when I say it but the thought of being healthy and living longer makes it all worth it. Also, I've had my share of rockstar parties and I guess all I want to do is to live a simple quiet life - away from all the parties, the clubbing, the bulky handsome guy models (who by the way only have their bodies to brag about), the thunderbolts (who happen to use all their money to lure young hot girls to have relationships with them ahahaha) and lastly, away from all the model catfight drama. There's always going to be a competition when it comes to who gets what, I just know what my priorities are and who I should trust.

All that aside, I have my own bulky handsome model who happens to be a BS Math grad. Im the type who goes after the long conversations and striking opinions and views in life. I guess I got the best deal. Oh wait, God gave me the best deal. Now all I have to do to keep that is to be a good little girl. Hahahaha.

I'm actually losing weight with all the breathing, walking and laughing. I just love living life with you around. :)

Will Sell To The Highest Bidder! Chos!

Yes. Ten years bago ako nakapag blog ulit. Naman kasi ang lola wala sa tamang ulirat. Ano bang pinagkaabalahan ko these past few days? Well oh well madami, pero as always eh puro kalokohan padin.

Nung isang araw lang eh nag photoshoot kami ni Jowawee somewhere over the rainbow. Grabe. Windang ako sa ganda ng epektus ng mga heavy machineries at kung ano anong eklavoo. Take note, trulaloo ang jabar wet factor dahil mainit talaga sa site namin. Eto sight niyo ang peechar:

Hindi naman mahalay diba? Mejo lang naman. Nagkaganyan talaga ang expression ng mukha ko dahil hindi ko alam kung tatangayin na ba ang pilik mata ko ng malakas na hangin.

Si Jowawee naman ang fiesty ng itsura. Parang mangangagat lang. Naalala ko si Doreena. Pag nakita niya ito malamang sabihin niyang "ipin mo ako sa wall." hahaha. May grasa pa sa shoulderness. Grabe mejo mainit init ang eksenang itich. Pero super worth it.


Kaya lang hindi din kami nagtagal dahil si Jowee ay need na mag go sago. Pero taas talaga ang kamay ko sa mga photographer ng grupong itich.

Hmmm.. Napapansin ko lang. Papogi talaga ng papogi si Jowa. It is me or is it love? wahahaha!! O dahil baka mega alaga lang talaga ako. Next time, i-aauction ko na ang lolo niyo para mag ka pera naman ako. "One Night With Max Sta. Ana" :) wahahaah.. Patay ka ngayon jowawee malamang maraming mag bibid sayo.

P.S. "I'm so super insecure!" Get to know me muna lola before mag ala judge ka. I'm not a book you know. Are you sure its me who's insecta or ikaw? hahahaha Pero dahil want na want mo si Jowa pagbibigyan kita, isang araw lang para matigil ka. Mabait naman ako, I'm willing to share sana pero I changed my mind na :)

Ang Dress Code Sa Opis

Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the ‘Chronic Offenders’ category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company’s mental health policy.

Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management

Longganisa Day

Today is longganisa day.

Tama ba ang ispeling? Habang natutulog ako walang ibang ginawa si mudra kundi sabihin, "anak nandiyan na ang longganisa mo, kumain ka na." Si father naman eh wala din sawa ng paalala sa akin, "anak yung longganisa lumalamig na. Magbabaon ka ba?" Aba ang sweet naman nila.

Sa pag mamadali ko kanina eh hindi ko na nagawang kumain kaya ang lola niyo grab ng plastic na pang yelo at dun kinabit ang baon - 1 and 1/4 na longganisa. Hmmm.. hindi niyo maimagine noh? Dapat kasi dalawa yun pero dahil busy busyhan ako, si father ata akala hindi na ako kakain. Ayun nilantakan ang ulam ko, kaya 1/4 na lang hahaha. At dahil nga in a rush ang lola niyo mega lagay na lang sa bagey ang ulam. Hindi ko na nga naitali kaya nangamoy lafang ang bagey ko. Amoy Pampanga.

Pagdating ko sa opis mejo sad sadan pa ako. Paano kasi ang partner in crime ko eh wala. May sakit ang anak kaya ako lang mag-isa ang maghahasik ng lagim. In peyrness eh behave ako kanina. Mejo napapaisip kasi ako kung sino ba ang makakasabay at makakabiruan ko pag lunch na. Buti na lang andun ang mga lalakeng friendships ko to save the day.

Yes, here I go again. One of the boys ulit. Natatawa ako kasi hindi talaga ako talo sa kanila. Para lang din akong lalake. Wahahaha!!! Pagbaba ko nagulat ako kasi hinihintay talaga nila ako.

Andy: Oy bakit andito pa kayo? Hindi kayo maglalunch?

Mark: Hindi pa namin alam kung san kami kakain eh. Ikaw?

Andy: May baon ako!! (parang batang mayabang ang tono ng boses. Sabay flash ng plastic na may 1 and 1/4 na longganisa)

Mga boys: Wahahaha! Talagang finlash mo pa ha.

Gian: Ang liit. Parang pang bata.

Andy: Sorry, hindi kita bibigyan. Hahaha

Mac: Ok lang, parang nakakatakot naman kasi yang baon mo.

Habang naglalakad papuntang Mcdo eh lumalafang na ako. Pag dating dun nagulat sila na ubos na pala. Kung anong kaek ekan na ang napagkwentuhan namin. Mejo double meaning at nakakatawa dahil may kinalaman sa longganisa. Hindi naman ako nababastusan kasi green-minded din ako. Ayoko lang isipin na parang ang sagwa dahil ang ulam ko ay longganisa . Oh well, Wahahaha..

Pagtapos ng lunch binuksan ko ang mobayl phone ko. May nagtext:

Doreena: Ateng, magkano ang basic sa opis mo?

Andy: Ateng, ok lang pero compared sa iba mas mataas. Malamang mas tataas pa sayo dahil sa tenureship at experience mo.

Doreena: Ayoko na kasi ditech eh. Sabihin ko sayo pag lilipat na ako

Andy: If its any consolation girl, maraming longganisa dito. Mag eenjoy ka promise.

Doreena: Ay I love it!

Yes Doreena, I can't wait sa ating reunion dahil mega kwento ko sayo ang mga masasight mo sa opis ko. Mga yummy. Pero shempre si lola may piring ang mata at ang direksyon lang ay patungo sa lalaking malaki ang L... Malaki ang Love kako. Hahaha.

Oh what a day! :)

Istar istrak

Na istar istrak na ba kayo sa taong hindi naman talaga artista?

At mga mare, na experience niyo na ba yung feeling na habang tumatagal ang relasyon ninyo papogi ng papogi si boyprend? Kasi lately ito ang napapansin ko kay jowa. Pagwapo siya ng pagwapo.

Hindi ko alam kung bakit presh na presh padin ang itsura niya kahit na bangag na "daw" siya. Paghihilamos lang daw ang katapat ng freshness niya. (Bakit sakin hindi epektib ito?)

Isight niyo ang peechur:


Kung mapapansin niyo si jowa nakaopen pa ang polo. Sowsyal! Kahit bangenge na yan poging pogi padin. Wag niyo na pansinin ang katabi, achay niya yun.

Nung gabing ito, nabilib ang mga kaibigan ko sa kanya. Pagpasok palang kasi ng bar eh ang bangas na. Bukas ang polo tapos pogi pa. Mala Robin Thicke kasi ang porma. Napansin ko nga nun na mga 5-10 seconds nakatingin lang ang mga tao (palakpakan ang achay niyang fashion designer wahahaha!)

Ryan: (host) Okay, special request ni Mika (bading) sa 21 shots, Mr. Max Sta. Ana. Max Sta. Ana daw.

Andy: Hoy mine ikaw yun! Go na noh. Kiss mo si Mika ha. Birthday naman niya eh.

Max: Hahaha. Sige. Buti na lang game ako

(Sa stage)

Mika: Andy! Pwede bang ako nalang ang kumiss? (inaantay ang approval ko)

Andy: Go mare go! (thumathumbs up pa)

Sabay tangal ni Mika ang natitirang butones sa polo ni Max. Akala mo ba eh nag init ang loka at gagawa ng scandal sa stage. Hindi naman niya kinis. Nagjojoke lang pala. Sayang inaabangan pa naman naming lahat ang eksena. Ang lolo Max nung bumalik sa lamesa namin:

Max: Ang alat.

Andy: Bwahahaha!! Ohmayghad!! (21 shots=body shot)

Oh well Doreena, sorry ka nalang. Nauna na si Mika sa kay Max. Pero in pairness, wala pa akong pinapayagan na iovernight siya. Konting vodka pa gurl.. Hahahaha!!

Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton's Fashion Face-off

Man!

Maliban sa pareho silang may scandal, pati ba naman sa damit pareho sila? Bwahahaha...

O eto isa pa..


Mukhang matindi ang competition ng dalawa. I bet ang gusto lang talaga nila malaman eh kung sinong mas hot sa mga outfit nila. Mas maganda siguro pag ako nag suot niyan. Chos!

Oh well, mas gusto ko si Kim Kardashian. Nakakatibo.. Wahaha.. Sorry mine. Ang ganda lang talga kasi niya. Pag laki ko gusto ko maging kamukha ni Kim. ü

Sino ang kamukha ni Jowa?

Sino ang dakilang kamukha ni Jowa?

a. Jake Cuenca

b. Mico Palanca

c. Jon Avila