Will Sell To The Highest Bidder! Chos!

Yes. Ten years bago ako nakapag blog ulit. Naman kasi ang lola wala sa tamang ulirat. Ano bang pinagkaabalahan ko these past few days? Well oh well madami, pero as always eh puro kalokohan padin.

Nung isang araw lang eh nag photoshoot kami ni Jowawee somewhere over the rainbow. Grabe. Windang ako sa ganda ng epektus ng mga heavy machineries at kung ano anong eklavoo. Take note, trulaloo ang jabar wet factor dahil mainit talaga sa site namin. Eto sight niyo ang peechar:

Hindi naman mahalay diba? Mejo lang naman. Nagkaganyan talaga ang expression ng mukha ko dahil hindi ko alam kung tatangayin na ba ang pilik mata ko ng malakas na hangin.

Si Jowawee naman ang fiesty ng itsura. Parang mangangagat lang. Naalala ko si Doreena. Pag nakita niya ito malamang sabihin niyang "ipin mo ako sa wall." hahaha. May grasa pa sa shoulderness. Grabe mejo mainit init ang eksenang itich. Pero super worth it.


Kaya lang hindi din kami nagtagal dahil si Jowee ay need na mag go sago. Pero taas talaga ang kamay ko sa mga photographer ng grupong itich.

Hmmm.. Napapansin ko lang. Papogi talaga ng papogi si Jowa. It is me or is it love? wahahaha!! O dahil baka mega alaga lang talaga ako. Next time, i-aauction ko na ang lolo niyo para mag ka pera naman ako. "One Night With Max Sta. Ana" :) wahahaah.. Patay ka ngayon jowawee malamang maraming mag bibid sayo.

P.S. "I'm so super insecure!" Get to know me muna lola before mag ala judge ka. I'm not a book you know. Are you sure its me who's insecta or ikaw? hahahaha Pero dahil want na want mo si Jowa pagbibigyan kita, isang araw lang para matigil ka. Mabait naman ako, I'm willing to share sana pero I changed my mind na :)

Ang Dress Code Sa Opis

Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the ‘Chronic Offenders’ category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company’s mental health policy.

Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management